7. Ricky's 'Golden' guidelines
7. [On his strict guidelines following last year’s controversial show] “No profanity. That's fine; I've got a huge vocabulary. No nudity. See, that's a shame. Because I've got a huge... vocabulary. But a tiny penis. No, no. Doesn't matter. It works. Don't worry about it. It's fine.”
This show airs at 5 p.m. on the west coast, so we’re not even going to pretend that the kiddies were all in bed for that one.