“Waterworld”
Character: The Mariner
Looks more like: James Franco
Now with: Double Claw Launcher
Costner again! Many times when a movie stinks, merchandising can help keep sales afloat. Not so “Waterworld,” whose Kevin Costner-portrayed lead character seems to be inflated with more hormones than a triple cheeseburger. Poor Kev, he just can’t get a break.
Buy it here: Action Toys
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